When I was Younger

When I was Younger:

• I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms

• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose

• Slept with all the stuffed animals and teddys as a child so none of them got offended

• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once

• Poured soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots.

• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee

• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed

• Used to think that the moon followed our car

• Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race

• Went on the computer just to use Paint

• The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag.

• The only 'fake' friends i had were invisible ones

• I used to sing in the shower 8-|

• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy

• Getting a bruised knee healed better than a broken heart

• Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up