Joke

Pappu:" Mujhe Dog Food lena hai..
.
.
SALES GIRL:" Kya aapke paas Kutta hai.. ??
.
Pappu:" Haa ghar pe hai.. .
SALES GIRL:" Sorry! Store policy hai ke zarurat
dekh kar item sale karo..
.
NEXT DAY Pappu:" Mujhe Cat Food lena hai
. SALES GIRL:" Sorry Sir pehle Billi la ke dikhao.. .
3 din bad Pappu bag le ke store aaya aur bola:"
Bag me hath dal ke sabot dekh lo.. .
SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:" Koi Garam, Geeli aur
Mulayum cheez hai Kya hai.. ?? .
Pappu:" Ye meri Potty hai, aur
mujhe aaj
"TOILET PAPER" lena hai..