Joke

Mom:" Son, get up its time to go to College..

Son:" No Maa.. I don't want to go to college..

Mom:" Give me 2 reasons why don't u want to go to college..

Son:" 1. All students hate me..
2. All staff hates me..

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Mom:" Ooh! That's not a reason.. Come on. U must go to college..

Son:" Give me 2 reasons why I should go 2 college..

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Mom:" 1. U are 47 years old..
2. U are the Principal of the college..

Moral:" Sirf Bachon ka hi Dil nahi karta Chutti karne ko,..