Joke

Wife:
Come help me plant my chillies
Husband:
What do u think I am?
A gardener
Wife:
Come fix the toilet drain
Husband:
What do u think I am?
A plumber?
Wife:
Come fix the door handle
Husband:
What do u think I am?
A carpenter?
The husband went out....
But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed.
The chillie garden,
the toilet drain &
the door handle.
He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son, but he gave me 2 options....
Either 2 make him a burger or
have sex with him.
Husband:
I'm sure u gave him a burger!
Wife:
What do u think I am?
McDonalds?