Joke

Boy:"Aaj accident hua,uff

Marte- Marte bacha hu..

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Dad:"Tumhari hi galti hogi..

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Maa:"Beta thik to ho na.. ??

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Sis:"Bhai kahi chot to nahi aayi.. ??

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Bro:"Yaar dhayan se chalayakar..

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Lover:"Tumhe mera Jara bhi khayal nahi..

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Friend:"

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Ohh shit yaar..TEHRVI ke Laddu Milte-Milte reh gaye...:p:O :D

Moral:"Dost hote hi kamine hai.. :p